A country single from Chloe Hoecker that started as a joke aimed at everyone who accused her of alcoholism. “Apple Juice” evolved from a sarcastic response into a full-fledged track with vibrant country rhythm, pop vocal energy, and quality production. The irony persists throughout while the humor adds a fresh twist to the familiar country sound.

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I get it. Chloe wants to clap back at the haters with a literal song about sobriety. Honestly? It’s a power move. The track manages to be funny without becoming a novelty song that you skip after two listens. The production slaps, the country rhythm doesn’t feel stale, and her vocals have enough pop punch to keep things interesting. Sure, writing a whole song because people called you an alcoholic is slightly unhinged—but that’s exactly why it works. The best art comes from spite, and Chloe understood the assignment.

Four apple juice boxes out of five, and they’re all organic.